CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY OUT HERE FLEXING IT’S MUSCLES!

Cards Against Humanity is doing ________ to stop Trump’s border wall By Amy B Wang November 15 at 11:54 AM (Anne Farrar/The Washington Post) Step 1: Come up with random cheeky surprises to mail to people. Step 2: Get people to pay $15 for said surprises. Step 3: Profit. Economy & Business Alerts Breaking news about economic…

IN NOT SO BREAKING NEWS:LOUIS C.K. IS A SICKO!!! [UPDATED]

Louis C.K. Crossed a Line Into Sexual Misconduct, 5 Women Say By MELENA RYZIK, CARA BUCKLEY and JODI KANTORNOV. 9, 2017 Continue reading the main storyShare This Page Photo Louis C.K. in 2015. Five women have come forward to describe upsetting experiences with him.CreditAndrew Toth/FilmMagic, via Getty Images In 2002, a Chicago comedy duo, Dana Min Goodman and Julia…

IS THAT A SNAKE IN YOUR PANTS? OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?…OH,ITS A SNAKE

German police pull python out of man’s pants after noticing ‘considerable bulge’ (Source) Police in Darmstadt in the western German state of Hesse made an unusual discovery before taking a 19-year-old man into custody Tuesday evening. A baby king python had been hiding in the man’s trousers.          In a statement, police said they were called to the scene…

3 Members Of The Scotland Rugby Team Not Making Wade Boggs proud! SAD!

Scotland rugby league players ‘too drunk to board flight’ are sent home • Captain Danny Brough, Sam Brooks and Johnny Walker sent home • Scotland have suffered back-to-back defeats at World Cup  Danny Brough, the Scotland captain, has been sent home from the Rugby League World Cup. Photograph: McKen/SWpix.com/REX/Shutterstock  Aaron Bower Sunday 5 November 2017 06.57 ESTLast modified on…

Jean Claude Van-Damme tried to fight the Green Power Ranger at Comic Con!

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Green Power Ranger Throw Down After Decades-Long Beef (VIDEO) The Blast staff November 5, 2017 at 11:18 am PST  WATCH VIDEO HERE In a scene that sounds more like a movie plot than reality, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Green Power Ranger/MMA fighter Jason David Frankgot into a heated altercation at Comic Con on Saturday….

5 YEAR OLD TRIES TO RIP OFF GOVERNMENT!

California girl, 5, cited for operating lemonade stand without a license Fox News Good grief! A 5-year-old girl in Porterville, Calif., received a citation in late October for operating a lemonade stand without a license. In June, Autumn Thomasson decided to operate the stand to raise money to pay for a new bike. Gabby Dehaas,…

ARE DENVER COPS GETTING HIGH? LETS INVESTIGATE.

Denver police have forgotten about people in their custody overnight three times this year Department says incidents are infrequent Jace Larson, Brittany Freeman, Chad Skinner 5:51 PM, Nov 2, 2017 3 hours ago denver police departments | denver police department | victoria ugalde Three Denver police officers have been suspended after three separate incidents this year of arrestees being forgotten…

2 dead bodies discovered at JFK.

Pakistan airline apologises for forgetting two corpses in NY The oversight occurred on Saturday at New York’s JFK airport as the airline prepared for its final flight from the US city to Lahore via Manchester, with the route since suspended due to financial losses. Following the mix-up, the body of Pakistani man Nasir Ali was…

God gets back at criminal by shooting him in his penis!

Sometimes you just gotta shoot yourself in the dick for being an idiot. This guy was no Forest Gump, that’s for sure (cause he was good at running!). Maybe, no one ever showed him how to use a safety before? All I know is if I was putting a gun near my dick, I’d put…